FACELIFTS - THE FUTURE OF FUCKLIFTS AND FACESWAPS
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:28,
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I just got here what did I miss
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:36,
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peace and love
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:37,
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That's good, we should all love each other
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38,
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i love everyone herebut i love you a little more
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38,
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Man, if you weren't so far away, I'd love you right now. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:42,
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I'd love him real hard PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:44,
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Someone set us up the bomb. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:37,
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Fucklift had a bad day."What's wrong Fucklift?" said Gordon.
"I don't know. I just... I feel like I'm not worth anything." said Fucklift.
"Don't worry, Fucklift. I know just the thing!" said Gordon.
Gordon went into the shed and came out with a spunk-covered laptop.
"Have you seen this website called b3ta? Apparently, you get people saying "well done" even when you're not very good at anything at all. It makes me smile and feel very good about my lack of any talents, Fucklift, you should try it! Remember though, you need to say "well done" when other people aren't good at anything too, otherwise it won't work!"
Fucklift replied "well done" to a faceswap of Gordon and Percy, then posted a picture of himself 20 times all the way down the board.
"Maybe today isn't going to be so bad after all!" thought Fucklift.
("I don't know. I just... I feel like I'm not worth anything." said Fucklift.
"Don't worry, Fucklift. I know just the thing!" said Gordon.
Gordon went into the shed and came out with a spunk-covered laptop.
"Have you seen this website called b3ta? Apparently, you get people saying "well done" even when you're not very good at anything at all. It makes me smile and feel very good about my lack of any talents, Fucklift, you should try it! Remember though, you need to say "well done" when other people aren't good at anything too, otherwise it won't work!"
Fucklift replied "well done" to a faceswap of Gordon and Percy, then posted a picture of himself 20 times all the way down the board.
"Maybe today isn't going to be so bad after all!" thought Fucklift.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:38,
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Then he snorted something right up his funnel and went totally off the fucking rails. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:41,
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