Smashing stuff.
The Express today have actually gone with 'Secret plan to dig up Jimmy Savile'.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 14:07,
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Haha some people just can't keep a secret can they.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 14:40,
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I bet it was part of an islamic terror plot to re-animate his body using lightning to create an undead peado monster!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:25,
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those dastards!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:25,
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HE'S ALIVE!
*jangle, jangle*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:06,
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ROBOPLEGIC WRONGCOCK.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again,
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:11,
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+ AND BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE USING SCIENCE WHAT MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW!
SAVILESTEIN!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:05,
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