Polar bears have been spotted in Central Park and inside several Starbucks cafes
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Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:03,
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I heard that the police have been replaced by Inuits with husky sleds
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Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:05,
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I heard that icicles have now caused more (and more hilarious) deaths than 9/11 mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:37,
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