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# i'm still going to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# I'm cutting my own hair tonight
should be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# i've got an aunt who does that with a pair of kitchen scissors
but she's batshit insane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# I've used scissors before but clippers are so much quicker
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:29, archived)
# mine needs doing
it's starting to get in my eyes and annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Come round
We'll have a hair party!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
# is that as kinky as it sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:38, archived)
# It depends how hairy you are
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# not very
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# No then
I only consider it kinky if you're a yeti otherwise it's just normal human sex hair cutting. Could you get a suit?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:36, archived)
# a bathing suit, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:43, archived)
# crotcheted?
Now we're talking
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)
# with popper fastening, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:58, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Brb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:57, archived)
# picks up said monocle whilst pretending to tie shoelace
then heads straight for the closest public toilet
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:07, archived)
# are you following me?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:10, archived)
# im not sure, bit hard to see anything through this soiled monocle
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:17, archived)
# *unzips again*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:18, archived)
# put that pencil case away
You can't measure it
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:40, archived)