Have you considered staging a coup in a small country?
Or maybe time travel. Both can be quite profitable.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:33,
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i've considered the coup
but loyal subjects can become so unloyal at the first hint of trouble
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Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:47,
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Bread and circuses
That's what dictators nowadays just don't understand. Keep the peasants entertained and fed and they won't want to revolt so much.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Apr 2015, 16:34,
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circuses?
well, as long as there are no clowns
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Apr 2015, 16:48,
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