i'd never have a 4-poster bed
too paranoid to have curtains around my bed. what if the zombies sneak up on me and i can't see them till it's too late?( , Sat 2 May 2015, 15:48, archived)
how do you think the mosquitoes feel?
all they want is a nice feed of warm, runny blood, but what they get is like trying to suck up a mcdonald's milkshake made of clots! sodding zombies should count themselves lucky!( , Sat 2 May 2015, 16:22, archived)