The first step in any preparation for the apocalypse is to sit down and watch every post-apocalyse film you can find'Threads', 'Children of Men', 'Tank Girl' and anything involving zombies are a good start.
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love tank girland zombies are definitely my thing
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Wed 13 May 2015, 16:27,
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Also plenty of 1980's dystopia scifi on youtube.But you'll probably have to change your name to Condor and drive around in the desert a lot while ensuring your torso is only minimally clothed.
I don't know where the fuel for the cars comes from though.
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Wed 13 May 2015, 17:21,
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