perfect way to do that
is to give Chris Evans scuba gear and get him to drive a sinclair C5 through shark alley
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Sun 21 Jun 2015, 14:39,
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nah, just put him on a fixie in central london, he'll be under a lorry in about 5 minutes
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Sun 21 Jun 2015, 14:44,
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not that I wish the teenager-fucking alcoholic prick any harm, you understand
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Sun 21 Jun 2015, 14:46,
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it's just that the world would probably be a better place without him
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