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# Swear to god
I was having lunch outside today in Leiden, and the biggest seagull I had seen in months kept hovering in the strong wind over my table, trying to steal my old dutch cheese sandwich. Defended it with my life*, I did.

/topical

* vaguely waved my arm in its direction, which made it go away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:30, archived)
# See? Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52, archived)
# Utter cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:57, archived)
# FFS plastic bags full of old bread and old dutch cheese sandwiches
Your foods is worse than ours
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:51, archived)
# The old cheese was utterly lush, I'll have you know
with a fig/mustard relish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:52, archived)
# The fig/mustard relish sounds nice achly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:06, archived)
# Oh NOW I have your attention
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Haha yeah
you can shove yer old mouldy bread and cheese though XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
# :-(((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:40, archived)
# This actually makes me wish I took a picture of it.
Would've shut you up in no time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:41, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11164688
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:50, archived)
# FINE

You people wouldn't know an excellent lunch if it flew up to your table and pecked you in the nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:05, archived)
# Could have been worse..
metro.co.uk/2015/07/15/dog-is-pecked-to-death-by-seagulls-5297069/

Love the picture and caption at the bottom of the report.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:46, archived)
# "Evian bottle for size"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:53, archived)
# I like Leiden.
It has a nice police station, IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:18, archived)