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# gREeN EyES
oMG gUyS WiTh GReEn eYEs r SoOo sExY. sEXy SExY SExY. i WAnNA A gUy wiTH gREEn EyES coZ THeYRe fuCKiN SSEXy!!! SEXY!!! i aLSo wANNA A GUy cALLeD CHuCK. HeHEHe CHuCk
(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)
# you are
k r a z y.

It must take ages to type like that.
(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# There's two of them,
one types and the other hammers the shift key.

One of them (the typer) is feathered and is a bittern. The other (the shifter) is spiny and is a porcupine.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)
# This is because
the Bittern has a long neck and bill and is accustomed to stabbing at things with his bill (worms, snails, keyboards), whereas the porcupine is a clumsy bugger and can only handle one key.
(james, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)
# i couldn't trust someone called Chuck,
although if i ever meet someone called Chuci i'll buy them a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:11, archived)