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It must take ages to type like that.

(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)

There's two of them,

one types and the other hammers the shift key.

One of them (the typer) is feathered and is a bittern. The other (the shifter) is spiny and is a porcupine.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)

This is because

the Bittern has a long neck and bill and is accustomed to stabbing at things with his bill (worms, snails, keyboards), whereas the porcupine is a clumsy bugger and can only handle one key.

(james, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)