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[challenge entry] Have often wondered what you could screw on with a King Dick Spanner.

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(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:58, archived)
# With or without a king dick spanner, you can screw on any fairly resilient surface.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:23, archived)
# White hot asbestos?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:26, archived)
# I was working in a massive printing firm once
and passing a workbench in an area no-one worked in any more there was a King Dick spanner just lying there, abandoned. They are massive, must have been 18" long and pretty heavy. I wanted to steal it but didn't.

This is the end of my King Dick spanner story.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:02, archived)
# It's a bloody good story if you don't mind me saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:27, archived)