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inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:54,
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“Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium-sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands-- or rather stood-- in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives-- now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig," and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.”
(The motto stands-- or rather stood-- in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives-- now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig," and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.”
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:48,
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How very meta!Woo, and yay...
Do people still say "woo" and "yay" anymore? I'm out of touch with the new b3ta hippity-hop kids of today (turns up gramophone)
(Do people still say "woo" and "yay" anymore? I'm out of touch with the new b3ta hippity-hop kids of today (turns up gramophone)
Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:08,
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That would dependAre you a retro-hipster-chaphop-b3tan, Generation Z b3tan or couldn't-give-a-flying-fig-b3tan?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:14,
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I'm a post-neo-psy-folk-punk-trance-gothic-emeti-transfat-systole-nili-pili-b3tanWith a couple of dashes of steampunkcore thrown in for good measure
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:20,
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In that case, "woo" and "yay" should be fine Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:26,
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