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# My Dad shopped me into a Vulcan years ago when
he was doing a Tattyshop course...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)
# *dials NSPCC*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Highly
illogical.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I had a beard and glasses in the original
and no pointy ears and silly eyebrows
My old man's quite good at tattying, but ask him where he's saved it and he looks hunted, not being hugely au fait with what a hard drive... is.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# that's what he tells you...
Bavarian Donkey Porn stashed all over his PC I bet.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Are Bavarian Donkeys
particularly sexy?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Are they!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Why oh why
did I... etc?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I think my dad wouldn't know what a photoshop was
if it bit him in the arse. Woo to your dad :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# a "flamboyant"
one at that !
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# What are you implying, eh?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)
# that's not photoshop
he was already wearing the makeup
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Oh that!
I though you were saying Im gay...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# your gay
 
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Am I? Thank you!
/rushes off to cut hair, develop an opinion about interior design and hang around men's toilets...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)