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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 13:58, archived)
# He was complaining that there was a little nip in the air, I heard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Must be through a chink in his armour.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 14:59, archived)
# my name is ting
im a waitress, when im at work and i hear ting i dont know if someone called my name or if someones meal is ready... then on the bus on the way home i press the button to get off and it goes ting tong... i think how the bus know my last name??

** all stolen from a very funny young girl doing stand up at comedy festival i went to once, i neither endorse or am associated with asian waitresses or their union.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 15:20, archived)