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# Excuse beef.


Can't wait for the film.
(DoctorCuntBum, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:07, archived)
# fucking spam
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Oh fuck. I'm an actual spamcunt. Should've thought it through.
(DoctorCuntBum, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:39, archived)
# in reference to recent retail news
spam is actually more expensive than corned beef.
however, have you ever tried spam? it is fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:43, archived)
# you want /sausages ->
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:25, archived)
# YOU SILLY SOD. YOU'VE MADE A MEAT-BASED JOKE(LETTE).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 23:05, archived)
# When this happens to you
(and it will because corned beef hash *is* the meal of kings) just use a proper tin opener. In fact, use a tin opener even when it doesn't happen to you and post a twitter pic of your opened tin with key unused, captioned "Fuck you meat-packing industry", then fax your arse to their corporate HQ.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:41, archived)