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[challenge entry] A classic scene:

From the Bananas challenge. See all 94 entries (closed)

(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:23, archived)
# my first experience as an 8 year old in a chat room
was getting banned by a mod named "bananas" for posting "shove your bananas up your arse". I didn't know there was a user called bananas and I'm not even joking about this
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:31, archived)
# does it feel better for finally telling someone about it?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:34, archived)
# no I had a few friends around when it happened
we were "surfing the internet"

we stay in touch
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:36, archived)
# well that's a nice end to an interesting story.
thank you.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:41, archived)
# I, for one, would like to hear more amusing anecdotes about this "internet"
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# ok, gronk-o what ya got?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck you man!
I was that mod and the constant fucking tirade of filth that came out of your mouth was unconscionable and unstoppable. The last and final recourse I had was to ban you, after the police, your parents and your school failed to shut down your degenerate horror.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 21:05, archived)
# who is banana
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's right.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:41, archived)
# Invisibanana.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:42, archived)
# nobody is banana, banana is a concept
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# He is banana
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:38, archived)
# you are a very naughty person
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:51, archived)
# When I heard just how much you like bananas
I couldn't help but do the most awful thing

sorry :-D
(, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 22:07, archived)