Well you know what they say about small hands!
small gloves
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:10,
archived)
Hopefully his wrists are too underdeveloped to be able to press the nuclear button
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:23,
archived)