The first things that sprang to mind about a modern remake is that there aren't any pubs or porno cinemas left.
Whoever plays the nurse will have to commute to work - no way is she living in a swanky pad in central London - and the zoo kid would probably want twenty quid for his balloons, or the equivalent in euros, etc.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:27,
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A quick Google says that
there is still the odd porn cinema around.
It might have to be renamed An American Werewolf in Huddersfield, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:46,
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