Pfft.

This was from his last attempt to own everything, which thankfully failed.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:00,
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he never got over losing at monopoly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:07,
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He just passed 'Go' and is now on his next trip around the board.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:26,
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His dick is clearly photoshopped
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inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:29,
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