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# i just bought eggs, bacon, leeks and a ready-made pastry base
i love it when a flan comes together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)
# I'll take that as a request
Templeton Peck from the A-Team, when not chatting up ladies and being heroic, was also a professional seamster to the stars. One week he had a rush order from Clannad. They sent one of their number round to get the order. Peck looked out the window and sang :

♪"And now, the Enja's here, and I, Face, sew the final curtain..."♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)
# We're not angry, just disappointed
You've let the school down, your parents down, but most of all--you've let yourself down
(Helenahandbasket Exceeding the stated dose since 1985, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)
# BA Baracus liked to go horseriding on his days off
He particularly liked colourful, patterned horses like piebalds. But when he got there, the stable owner said "Sorry, sir, but we only have this brown horse left, and it's too young to be ridden."
BA looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)
# did you know he now refuses to wear his trademark gold
after visiting victims of hurricane katrina and seeing the devastation, he said to show such a vulgar display of wealth would be tasteless and an insult to the people who had suffered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Offff.... ya bastardo....!!!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:19, archived)
# oof!
you just reminded me of heckling a rather fat drag queen in blackpool many years ago. when he sang "and now i face the final curtain" i shouted "yes, but you didn't have to make a dress out of it!"
he went on to tell the audience that he was writing a book about the women in his life. i asked if it was a pamphlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)