Can't we just have a Cuttlefish installed as president?They actually seem quite intelligent.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:19,
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with the added bonus of being able to blind their enemies with ink
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:26,
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