The US is run by a budgie.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:20,
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where's a poisoned cuttlefish bone when you need one?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:22,
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In a poisoned cuttlefish.
Although they're molluscs and as such don't technically have bones. Anyone says they do is lying. Lies! LIES!
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wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:30,
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^calcium denier
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:37,
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Can't we just have a Cuttlefish installed as president?
They actually seem quite intelligent.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:19,
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with the added bonus of being able to blind their enemies with ink
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:26,
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