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no, because whales are mammals
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Smash Monkey
lowering the tone of the whole internet
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:33,
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The whale is in fact an insect, baffling though this may seem
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Hemipygous
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:35,
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they're much harder to kill with a rolled up newspaper
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Smash Monkey
lowering the tone of the whole internet
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:40,
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Depends on the size of the newspaper
and where you shove it.
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Tribs
🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:44,
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right up the blowhole
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Smash Monkey
lowering the tone of the whole internet
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:46,
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That's your answer to everything
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Tribs
🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:48,
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it's a bloody effective answer
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Smash Monkey
lowering the tone of the whole internet
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:51,
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they were a good band
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The Twisted Omentum
vidi vici veni
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:06,
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What am I going to do with all of these whale eggs now?
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PedroHin
Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:36,
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don't try to fertilise them
that's not how you create a race of mermaids
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Smash Monkey
lowering the tone of the whole internet
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:41,
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[citation needed]
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Tribs
🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:45,
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Also, it's been a long time since anyone had the brass neck to call the Thames fresh water.
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RRNot
is a miserable sinner
, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:32,
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