Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road. 
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:58,
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er, uh....we have the carcass on the roof of the car.Oh. You mean the dog.
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LS18,
Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:00,
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