There's a series of baby books called
'That's not my...'
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 11 Jun 2018, 22:43,
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Ah, so there is
Bit modern for me, thanks.
A quick Googling turns up this remarkably Trumpesque review on Amazon of a spoof version of the books:
"This is not a real book from this series. It's supposed to be funny but just makes fun of kids. Sad."
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 11 Jun 2018, 22:54,
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