Trump vs. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Mixed martial arts, one on one. Who'd win?I reckon the Queen. She's a bit old but she's got experience. You don't become the oldest monarch on the planet without learning a few cagefighting tricks.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:55,
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She can also fire deadly lazers from her lizard eyes
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:01,
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Not sure if eye lasers are allowed in MMA Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Jul 2018, 13:41,
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