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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Nov 2018, 16:33,
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you could tuck it into the top of one of your socks
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 30 Nov 2018, 19:34,
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