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# nice
Why with the ceramic cocks? B&Q and their strange promotional choices!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Ceramic cock was in the film, I think it was a murder weapon
(Scumbrian like eh, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah, I remember it well
I was just wondering why they'd give away a free Stanley knife with a ceramic cock? A wood item perhaps or maybe some coving? Just the association of a stanley knife with a ceramic cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:30, archived)
# oooh it'd make a horrible noise
like a fork scratching a plate
(horrid, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:45, archived)
# Exactly!
What were B&Q thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 19:55, archived)
# maybe there is some kind of market in whatever you call the opposite of asmr?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 20:54, archived)
# B&Q had a run on large ceramic cocks
Clearance after valentines day innit
(Scumbrian like eh, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:12, archived)