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# Why did Cyriak cross the road?
According to Einstein's theory of general relativity, roads create distortions in space and time. ... Cyriak never crosses the event horizon, but stays frozen there in space and time. The falling horse also becomes continuously redder, since its mane loses energy as it escapes from the roads vicinity - Also because the other side of the road is where the Londis shop is located and he wanted a Curley Wurley and a scratch card....
(, Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:53, archived)