Goal simulator
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 18:47,
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Build a pond all the way around your property.
Moat simulator.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 20:22,
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Pretend you are from SouthWestern India
Goan simulator
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 20:25,
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Ram a vibrator up an even-toed ungulate's fanny.
Goat Stimulator.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 20:26,
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Mimic a Roman dress style
Toga Simulator
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 20:35,
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Have your goat bring along suitable refreshments for a picnic
Goat Pimulator
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 22 Jan 2020, 20:42,
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