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# I came across an old website of mine on Archive.org that had a load of images I posted on B3TA from 16 years ago!
I even sold T-shirts of these cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:08, archived)
# I think that's about the time I discovered B3TA!
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:40, archived)
# fucking noob
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:51, archived)
# You never told me your dentist’s name. My dentist’s name is Russel. What is your dentist’s name?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Aaron
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49, archived)
# How do you pronounce that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:55, archived)
# Pedro, every single time I try to talk to you about your dentist you clam up after a couple of questions.
Pegbu, you can tell me, did your dentist ever do anything to make you feel uncomfortable, or unsafe?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# Your silence tells me it must be a very deep hurt my friend. Don’t despair, every single day we’ll delve a little deeper!
See you tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:26, archived)
# air-in
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# Erin isn’t real Pedro, you told me that yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:08, archived)
# Like so:
youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?t=104
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Not Erin!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49, archived)
# What was the problem with Erin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:56, archived)
# There was never Erin
I just didn't want you thinking it was spelled Erin when I said Aaron.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# So Erin was never real? Oh you poor dear this is worse than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:06, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Of course she's real
I saw her on Buck Rogers.
Silver catsuit !
*yum*
(davyclam, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:07, archived)
# Phil
Phil McAvity
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Jasmine.
Most beautiful dentist ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:59, archived)
# SRSLY THO
How’s it going? I cleared my desk today for the first time in months. Tomorrow morning will be the first in almost 6 months when I won’t have a deadline hanging over me. I can’t quite believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# So what you're saying is
You got fired
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:20, archived)
# It would have been merciful relief, it dragged on forever. But I’d already been paid, getting canned wasn’t even an option :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:50, archived)
# I've been getting a bit busy again
I'm glad it's only a few regular customers keeping me busy.

I have to be careful now though. I'm starting to see a second corona virus wave with all of the kids going back to school
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah I think that was the inevitable outcome. How is it with masks where you are? People are still being fairly careful here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:55, archived)
# they are here too. I actually kind of like wearing a mask
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:05, archived)
# I still haven’t gotten used to it to the point where I feel physically comfortable. I still do it though, and have all along, although I’ve just been weirdly sloppy a couple of times around people I’m very fond of.
I figured out it’s because I trust them not to hurt me. My affection and trust makes me stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:24, archived)
# And anyway how can you lick someone’s face with a mask on?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:30, archived)
#
-mask
+muzzle
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31, archived)
# now you'll have time to make some funny pictures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:25, archived)
# Well it’s certainly on my to-do list

Yep there it is, #86: if you ever have an amusing idea for an image again, consider posting it on b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:48, archived)
# how many t shirts did you sell
just out of curiousity
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:54, archived)
# I heard it was in line with conservative estimates.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:28, archived)
# About as many as expected
But not a many a hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:06, archived)