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[challenge entry] Techno Techno Techno Techno

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(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:00, archived)
# Just how many pills has this woman popped?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)
# I think she's one of those gammon we've heard about
Probably writing to Angela Merkel to remind her about two world wars and one world cup, and to Emmanuel Macron telling him he's a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 13:49, archived)
# What gammon
This is news to me?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:22, archived)
# ..and to Trump to see if he'll marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:34, archived)
# That could be the start of a limerick
There was an old lady called Mills
Who popped an extraordinary number of pills
she went very red
her eyes left her head...
as she jilled herself off with a quill
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:18, archived)
# Your limericks are lacking the skills
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:21, archived)
# Oi, careful, or I'll call the Old Bills
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:33, archived)
# Bloody Hell(face)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:47, archived)