That could be the start of a limerick
There was an old lady called Mills
Who popped an extraordinary number of pills
she went very red
her eyes left her head...
as she jilled herself off with a quill
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:18,
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Your limericks are lacking the skills
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!,
Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:21,
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Oi, careful, or I'll call the Old Bills
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:33,
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