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# This is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 13:40, archived)
# Is that what he was saying this afternoon?
I wasn't listening.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:08, archived)
# There was a week or two after he nearly died when he wasn't being a complete prick, glad he made a full recovery
(dribble, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Surprised no-one's spreading a conspiracy theory that he died and was replaced with an alien clone,
might go on the Icke forums and start one.*

* I am fully aware that there's at least a 98% chance that half the idiots on there already believe this
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:51, archived)
# But as an NWO representative, you'd only start that sort of rumour if it suited your secret masters' agenda
(dribble, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Indeed.
That's why we're behind all the anti-vax propaganda, no better way to ensure the engineered viruses wipe out as many people as possible.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:23, archived)
# I'm confused. Is 5G there to activate the virus, or to control the microchips that we'll all be injecting?
(dribble, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Both, obviously.
5G activates the virus, and then we inject the vaccine microchips and 5G activates them too. Then the test 'n' trace app we secretly installed on your phone will communicate with the virus and the vaccine microchips, and they combine to form a super-virus/vaccine complex which will take over your conscious mind and make you think what we want you to think. Oh, and give you autism too, probably, I haven't finished reading up on it all yet. Obviously it's going to kill you, and simultaneously make you our slave, because we want an army of zombie slaves we can send into battle against the Jews. Even though we are the Jews.

Clear?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:36, archived)
# I'm a bit disappointed that no lizards are involved, but otherwise this sounds great, sign me up!
(dribble, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:47, archived)
# The lizard people coded the app, well I say coded but in reality they skimmed off the top then outsourced the project management and development to some weasels that live in a shed near Wolverhampton.
Weasels are very agile. Any rumours that they, in turn, outsourced it to a large company in India are unfounded.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:01, archived)
# So that's how they do it!

Sticking this here so I don't push someone off the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 22:38, archived)