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# Wow I remember those from the 1990s
You see how the pages aren’t yellow? They used to do that to fuck with you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 3:54, archived)
# The paper is PULP, and the words are FICTION!
It all makes sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Guess who you find if you look up “discreet cleaning services”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:04, archived)
# O_Omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:09, archived)
# Well, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:10, archived)
# PULP FICTION is all the rage to kids right now.
Don't be surprised to see this inside joke on the FP by morning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:13, archived)
# I think we should wait 8 hours or whatever the shit Pedro was wittering on about that time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:19, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's fair.
HappyToast waited for about 2 minutes.
FUCKINHELL!!!!FUCK!!!
I'm soooo mad right now. D:

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:30, archived)
# !!!!!!! \o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 2:06, archived)
# It’s on the blue pages
in the yellow pages
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:09, archived)
# Those are always stuck together.
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:11, archived)
# You’re asking the wrong guy, I’ve felt disgusted by flesh ever since Pedro started posting those horrible feet, I even wear a disposable glove when I piss so I don’t have to touch myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:17, archived)
# Those images are destroying all that we know.
Pedro is to blame for the demise of teh b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:20, archived)
# Wanna buy some gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:21, archived)
# gub-gub said he would like a year's supply.
Send them ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:28, archived)
# Oh thank god, they’re disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:39, archived)
# I have needs that are extremely specific.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 6:21, archived)