The healthiest dead body that has even been, in fantastic shape, ask anyone
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Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:39,
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they're injecting him with so many experimental treatments he'll be a living god
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:42,
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His natural healing factor and slow ageing are being supplemented with a metal-plated skeletonPotus X
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Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:52,
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I challenge any presidential candidate to deny that they would get the metal plated skeleton option
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 3 Oct 2020, 10:21,
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Don’t ask the alien DNA womanShe’s fuming that they didn’t pump him full of hydroxychloroquin.
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