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I thought this Messiah would be less controversial


From the Jobs for Fictional Characters challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Nonono...
Jesus would sell local cheese to begin with, and then add rice to his stock list when he'd built up his commercial empire:

Cheeses of Nazareth, followed by Cheese & Rice Superstore...
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 21:12, archived)
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Edit: FFS - it's taken two full bloody days before I realised your jokes!!!
top punage

what about the wine??
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 22:13, archived)
# Godbins?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 23:09, archived)
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arf
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 2:30, archived)