They're realHe had them surgically implanted because he got fed up with them slipping off, especially when he tells fibs (which is extremely frequent)
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PFC Hudson,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:37,
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It's the slime he secretes, very slippery stuff
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:06,
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