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# The fellowship could have saved quite a lot of time by just driving to mount doom
either that or getting dropped off by giant sleeve eagles
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:08, archived)
# Well I think there's the problem of parking at mount doom, the sleeve eagles has been debunked, they tested it in real life
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:12, archived)
# The erupting volcanic zone is for loading and unloading only
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)
# Taxis are out
"Nah guv, don't go east of the isengard"
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:25, archived)
# or send it via Yodel
They'll be in and out before Sauron has even answered the door, and they're experts at chucking packages into inaccessible places. Plus the Ring won't affect them because they're mostly zombies.
(rogerzilla, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 18:17, archived)
# I'm an expert in chucking packages in to inaccessible places.
*something about a ring*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 10:06, archived)
# I bet you are, you dirty old hobbitses
(dribble, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 14:37, archived)