We were beaten by a country that's spent the last fortnight bombing civilians
Must be a Brexit bonus.
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rogerzilla,
Sun 23 May 2021, 17:30,
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Israel's song was shite, but at least it was produced and staged well.
Ours was mixed using Tomy technology and our choreographer was a potato.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 23 May 2021, 19:09,
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