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Don't fight it, feel it.
From the Nevermind challenge. See all 79 entries (closed)
(, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 21:35, archived)
They were released at the same time or somethingI don't know I was too busy taking drugs and listening to Loveless which may not have been released yet, not sure because I was too busy taking drugs and listening to things I can't remember but it was fucking brilliant because it was 1991 and now I'm old bald and fat but hey at least my house cost me less than an avacado on rye
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Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:21,
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I mean do you know how much drugs used to cost?Fucking loads that's how much, and we had to shell out loads of pounds every week to buy new records to listen to while on the drugs and the people of today pay less than a tenner a month to listen to all the fucking shit they want and get much better drugs delivered to their door but they could listen to all our good music like Nevermind and Screamadelica and Loveless because their music is mostly shit and I'm old bald fat and lonely.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:31,
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But yeah I had to stop taking the drugs and then I stopped buying new musicbecause the house I bought for less than the price of avocado on rye needed a new roof and walls and the kitchen had these weird beetles and this woman got pregnant because I was good looking then but now I'm bald fat and bitter
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:38,
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but not as bitter as those people who moan about it being to sooo hard to save for a deposit for a mortgagebecause Brad their personal trainer charges £50 per hour and kale costs more than Pot Noodles and Netflix is not enough you need Disney+ and Amazon video
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:44,
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so maybe I should pay Brad his £50 per hour to make me less fat and lonely, not sure he could address my baldness or replace my crumbling windows
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:49,
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probably time to start taking drugs againreal drugs I mean, not the bottle of Isla Negra every afternoon or the 750ml of Disaronno in the evening, I dabbled with heroin back in the day , the kitchen got these weird beetles so I stopped, the kitchen is looking good now, I'll order some gear online so I can get my life together again, there's probably some great music out there.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:56,
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Silverfish they were called, very sure they weren't related to the dabbling of heroinbut what I'm trying to say is that I sold my late 80's / early 90's "vinyls" to young people at great profit which paid for a new boiler and bathroom, then they owned scratchy records and trapped themselves in a circle of rent and hatred.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:05,
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Being bald fat lonely and bitter is probably fashionable nowso there's that. I'll attract an underfed self-harmer with a butt-sharpie live feed, we'll generate many thousands of pounds. You know about butt-sharpies? Looks lucrative. Not my butthole, not my sharpies, I can provide the streaming infrastructure and the means of insertion.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:20,
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I just want to put marker pens up teenagers' bumsor fannies, not fussy.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:23,
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