so maybe I should pay Brad his £50 per hour to make me less fat and lonely, not sure he could address my baldness or replace my crumbling windows
(
Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:49,
archived)
probably time to start taking drugs againreal drugs I mean, not the bottle of Isla Negra every afternoon or the 750ml of Disaronno in the evening, I dabbled with heroin back in the day , the kitchen got these weird beetles so I stopped, the kitchen is looking good now, I'll order some gear online so I can get my life together again, there's probably some great music out there.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:56,
archived)
Silverfish they were called, very sure they weren't related to the dabbling of heroinbut what I'm trying to say is that I sold my late 80's / early 90's "vinyls" to young people at great profit which paid for a new boiler and bathroom, then they owned scratchy records and trapped themselves in a circle of rent and hatred.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:05,
archived)
Being bald fat lonely and bitter is probably fashionable nowso there's that. I'll attract an underfed self-harmer with a butt-sharpie live feed, we'll generate many thousands of pounds. You know about butt-sharpies? Looks lucrative. Not my butthole, not my sharpies, I can provide the streaming infrastructure and the means of insertion.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:20,
archived)
I just want to put marker pens up teenagers' bumsor fannies, not fussy.
( Shlvng,
Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:23,
archived)