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# How fat is she?
We got up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy’s
And her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost
But I was hung by the g-strap
(, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:34, archived)
# Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
‘Cause that would blow me ‘round the world in a day
We took her to the drive-in
And we didn’t have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look
Just like a Chevrolet
(, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha omg!
(, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:51, archived)
# One of them hip b3ta poets.
Like Jack Caramac or Alien Ginseng
(, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:11, archived)