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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MONSTER PUN AMNESTY

Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.

From the Monster Pun Amnesty challenge. See all 143 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:08, archived)
# *turns off internet*
*closes curtains*
*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:37, archived)
# Not a monster, not a pun
But hey, at least you'll be able to treat everyone with 300 irrelevant reposts for compo like every other week.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:48, archived)
# It's in John Landis' movie monsters book.
Which is my monster-or-not test.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:08, archived)
# Why should anyone listen to a self-confessed book thief? John Landis will hear of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:11, archived)
#
twitter.com/TheeHornyyPoPo/status/1462776498314747906?t=36ha2ELpgtHzq6JkzQ_AWA&s=19
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 12:33, archived)
# "So, Debbie, what was it that attracted you to enormously long middle-fingered magician Paul?"
(rogerzilla, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 8:19, archived)
# Should I post my mothra joke again?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:12, archived)
# Either way it’s great advice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:33, archived)
# Your Mothra is so fat...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:31, archived)
# How fat is she?
We got up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy’s
And her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost
But I was hung by the g-strap
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:34, archived)
# Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
β€˜Cause that would blow me β€˜round the world in a day
We took her to the drive-in
And we didn’t have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look
Just like a Chevrolet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha omg!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:51, archived)
# One of them hip b3ta poets.
Like Jack Caramac or Alien Ginseng
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:11, archived)
# one of the very few I like this! comments I did not click by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I may be a bit confused about the rules of this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:47, archived)
# I’ll go ahead and post my mothra joke again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] *Magic Shoehorn*

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:35, archived)
# I would happily bookmark a Gorn puns site
So sue me
(rogerzilla, Tue 23 Nov 2021, 8:18, archived)