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# 'I was stuck on a Java assignment, so I asked my aunt to come over to help as she's been to the capital'
'Jakarta?'
'No, she came by Uber'
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 9:36, archived)
# "I tripped on the boat while I was searching for an island volcano which - contrary to the famous movie title - is actually west of Java."
"Krakatoa?"
"No, but I sprained my ankle."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:16, archived)
# "I once appeared in a stage show about a high-level, often just-in-time compiled language."
"Javascript?"
"No, it was entirely improvised."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:20, archived)
# "I once watched a film about a shark killing a bunch of people."
"The Meg?"
"No. Javas."
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:40, archived)
# "Guten morgen! I vish to let you know zat I am moovink to Richmond in ze USA."
"Is that in Virginia?"
"Ja, VA!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:24, archived)