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# What motivates students to seek 'Java assignment help' and assistance?
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(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 5:05, archived)
# Calendar ------->
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 6:27, archived)
# I was stuck on a Java Assignment so...
I thought fuck it - if it was an assignment in a production environment, I would use a real language like Perl.
So, I wrote the whole thing in Perl and it works absolutely brilliantly.
Fuck Java, it is for noddies running Windows.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:57, archived)
# Had a look at their site and they really do need a copy writer.
Sentences such as this:
'Without learning fundamentals, it is simply not possible for a student to comprehend in-depth about this language. So, students who want to outshine in JavaScript should start to pay attention to learning the basics. If you lack time in writing assignment on this topic, you can take the help of our Java Homework Help programmers who have in-depth knowledge and knowledge to prepare the best homework help service.'
demonstrate that their lack of ability to string a sentence together in a meaningful way is probably replicated in their programming abilities.
Of course, the inheritance of OOP means that the programs that you write will inherit the security vulnerabilities of the objects you use in your program.
Try Perl: ''=~('(?{'.(']])@+}'^'-/@._]').'"'.('/?}{]@}+@}]])@+}@?}{]@^'^'`^=_^
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:17, archived)
# I'll be honest, I understood approximately none of this.
I guess I must be a "noddie", whatever that is.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:17, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 8:26, archived)
# "I was stuck on a Java assignment, so I asked my aunt to come over to help as she's been to the capital"
"Jakarta?"
"No, she came by Uber"
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 9:36, archived)
# "I tripped on the boat while I was searching for an island volcano which - contrary to the famous movie title - is actually west of Java."
"Krakatoa?"
"No, but I sprained my ankle."
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:16, archived)
# "I once appeared in a stage show about a high-level, often just-in-time compiled language."
"Javascript?"
"No, it was entirely improvised."
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:20, archived)
# "I once watched a film about a shark killing a bunch of people."
"The Meg?"
"No. Javas."
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:40, archived)
# "Guten morgen! I vish to let you know zat I am moovink to Richmond in ze USA."
"Is that in Virginia?"
"Ja, VA!"
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:24, archived)
# *belms

(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:23, archived)
# I love ladies in adventure-buddy flix!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:01, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt!
That foreskin really IS outrageous!
And SOOOOOOOO glossy!!!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:18, archived)
# Come back on tuesday.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 11:24, archived)
# My name is Pedro Hin…sign me up!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:47, archived)
# c'mere you!...

(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:02, archived)
# might have accidentally clicked this
clicked
saved
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 16:16, archived)
# We all use BASIC and Logo here, sorry
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Pen Down.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:35, archived)
# java is to javascript as car is to carpet
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 19:22, archived)