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# It would mean a very angry Gorn shoving a lamp post up the bottom of whoever designed the maze

How many Klingons does it take to change a lamppost?

10 to go into battle, bat'leths held aloft, shouting 'For Kahless and slightly better night-time illumination along this well-travelled thoroughfare!'
1 to write a glorious song about the battle, a song that shall be sung for many generations to come in the Great Halls of the First City on Q'onoS
1 to paint a mural depicting the mighty warriors cutting down the dishonourable non-working lamp post
1 to pour the blood wine to celebrate victory over the darkness
1 to do the actual engineering work
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Well at least they have full employment.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)