When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a website on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, got ruined by invisible Simpsons, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest website in all of England.
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