I think the man who looks like a boiled bollock dipped in loft insulation, who brushes his hair with a toffee apple should just jump into a piss pond and choke of the floaters. No Offence!
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Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:23,
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I feel this should be set in Limerick form.
There once was a blonde, boiled bollock,
With anything he liked to frolic,
With a bog brush for his hair,
He brought only despair,
And was generally mostly shambolic.
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Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:03,
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There once was a blonde, boiled bollock,
With anything he liked to frolic,
With a bog brush for his hair,
He brought only despair,
And was generally mostly shambolic.
so people would focus less on his silly hairstyle, and more on his dishonesty, narcissism, continual self-aggrandisement, and complete unsuitability for the most powerful job in the country
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Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:09,
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