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# Many folk have bad things to say about him,
I think the man who looks like a boiled bollock dipped in loft insulation, who brushes his hair with a toffee apple should just jump into a piss pond and choke of the floaters. No Offence!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:23, archived)
# hahah!
I feel this should be set in Limerick form.

There once was a blonde, boiled bollock,
With anything he liked to frolic,
With a bog brush for his hair,
He brought only despair,
And was generally mostly shambolic.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:03, archived)
# I kind of wish he looked completely bland
so people would focus less on his silly hairstyle, and more on his dishonesty, narcissism, continual self-aggrandisement, and complete unsuitability for the most powerful job in the country
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:09, archived)
# Yes, presenting 'Have I got news for you' and being a first class liar never got me very far.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:13, archived)
# Have you tried superficial charm and being "a real character"?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:42, archived)
# it's almost as if
you've completely uncovered the reason why he "styles" his hair that way
(, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 21:33, archived)
# A bright red clown wig would be lower maintenance, if distraction is the intent
(, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:16, archived)